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A person that masturbates to his significant other.
That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.
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Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"
Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*
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"Jebem ti mater" is a sentence by which a Balkan mother expresses her love for a child. When Balkan moms are angry, they run around the house after the child with a slap in the hand and shout: "JEBEM TI MATER!" Even tho that means "fuck you motherfucker" she uses it anyway.
Mom: hi son,what grade did you get from the math test?
Son: I got F, I'm sorr-
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER COME HERE!
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mater dei nativity is a sucky white kid school. 3/4 of the male teachers are perverts and boys pee on the floor and girls over flow toilets. the school is full of thots and douchebags and the lunch looks and tastes like shit. the walls are green and the lockers are just eww. as a student from that school i warm you to stay away.
person #1: what school do you go to?
person #2: mater dei nativity
person #1: oof
first full album by the band forever the sickest kids. totally bad ass.
1. Whoa Oh! (Me Vs Everyone)
2. Hey Brittany
3. My Worst Nightmare
4. Believe Me, I'm Lying
5. The Way She Moves
6. She's a Lady
7. Uh Huh
8. Phone Call
9. Breakdown
10. That for Me
11. Coffee Break
12. Catastrophe
13. Indiana
14. Becky Starz (Remix)
Hey, FtSK just came out with their new album,Underdog Alma Mater!
i dont give a fuck
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