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Wildly mediocre

A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.

Katie “wow I’m feeling pretty buzzed. I only drank one of those beers that white collar dude gave me and I feel like fighting a bear.”

Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.

by Hamsterjam October 21, 2019


mediocre money

A (typically large) sum of money acquired by doing work that many people would consider "mid" or mediocore

Axel Waddles Son gleefully replied "Look at how much mediocre money I made from my ROBLOX "regret" elevator game!"

by hornybussyassclapper September 19, 2024


Mediocrity

So when you lose to a retard society is “rewarding mediocrity” but when I lose to a retard he’s just “the right cripple for the job

Hym “Hahahaha! Rewarding mediocrity!? Ok. But you know and I know and the Jew knows that the other candidate was better, right? Was the retard a better candidate than the guy he beat? No. But Ben’s excuse is exactly what I said it would be... “It wouldn’t have happened to me! If I was against the retard I would have one. Our guy just wasn’t as good as he could have been! Wouldn’t have happened to me!” EXACTLY what I said it would be. Fucking idiots. All of you are actually dumb people. I am literally 5-7 year ahead of you all mentally. You want me to be an intern? You’re parroting MY talking points and I should work for YOU for free? Yeah, ok. That would make sense to someone of your mental capacity. I see why you would do that. And that parroting is just genetic fallacy so... you know, THERE GOES YOUR REASON. Say goodbye! 👋 Bye reason. I don’t want to play with you anymore! Hahaha!”

by Hym Iam November 12, 2022


Mediocrity

The quality or state of being mediocre

Mediocrity = Dak Prescott

by Mike McCarthy January 17, 2022


a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is

by Sexydimma June 12, 2014


mediocre

if something is cool, hip, or rad

ella and eddie’s boners are mediocre.

by dickslayer33333 March 13, 2019


mediocre

Of average quality.

I feel Sara is a MEDIOCRE teacher.

by The backseat girl May 20, 2022