messy

hoes. that simple. OR for you technical people, actions of one that is intentionality to anger someone.

Ex,1 *Its a group convo of males at a table* One guy, "yal know i smashed Ashley last night!* Guy two, "Forreal? I did last week!" Another Guy," Dang dat girl messy. Mite as well get my turn in it!"

Ex.2 *Girl starts a convo with her bestfriend.* *Another girl walks by that has nothing to do with the convo and butts in* *They Argue* Someone on the sideline, "dang dat gurl showl is messy for dat."

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Messi

Best known as Satan's mistress.

Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast.

She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: Today I met this really disgusting girl.
Guy 2: Let me guess, her name was Messi.

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messi

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.

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We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.

Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

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messy

Not very clean

There was dirt all over the foor and it was a big mess! :P

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Messi

A fucking ass gay boy who don’t play and is arapist

Fuck messi

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Messi Greenwood

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.

Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.

Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.

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messy mulligan

Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.

MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!