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soccer was created in china where they play with the enemies heads - yes next page
sony: how was soccer created?
Sony: soccer was created in china where they play with the enemies heads - yes next page
messi is a koks made for hussien
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A fun, outgoing, over the top, funny girl. She likes singing Taylor Swift at the top of her lungs. She likes dancing in her car whenever she feels like it. She doesn't care what people think of her. She does what she wants whenever she wants. She's the best damn girl you'll ever meet. She recently checked off something from her bucket list, chinese firedrill. You'll love her to death.
Guy #1: You see that girl right there?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: She's definately a Messi.
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Best known as Satan's mistress.
Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast.
She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.
Guy 1: Today I met this really disgusting girl.
Guy 2: Let me guess, her name was Messi.
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v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.
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We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.
Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?
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A fucking ass gay boy who don’t play and is arapist
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Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.
Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.
Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.
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Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.
MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!