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big chunk of fuckin spyware on your computer
Me: All right, I've turned my laptop camera off!
Microsoft: That's what you fucking think
An evil organization bent on controlling everyone in the world to make Bill Gates richer. They are responsible for shelling out the horrible video game console, the Xbox, ehich sucks worse than any NeoGeo console. Their e-mail services known as hotmail, and their communication services are the worst services in the world when compared to Yahoo or AOL.
Ugh, this Microsoft Messenger is frustrating the hell out of me.
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A company that doesn't care if their product is good or not.
Ironically, the DOJ and 19 states sued Microsoft for illegally bundling Internet Explorer with Windows 98 and the DOJ still used IE. That's how Microsoft is.
Microsoft "Wow! This OS is amazing!"
Steve "Wow! This OS is crap!"
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Microsoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )
Microsoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!
let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.
Bill is a bad boy
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Nuke Targert Of many places around the world!
There are 2,036 Nuke targeted at microsoft!
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Noun: describes the state of a severe reduction in size and state of readiness of the male member due to a severe reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
I saw a girl last night that was so ugly she gave me an instant microsoft.
Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!
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A badly made OS that will destroy all of mankind and enslave all of the surviving humans. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!
it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!
see also Trsdahgfdajkhfg...SORRY, Microsoft f*cked my keyboard... see also Trojan Virus
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