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The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...
A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.
Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University
someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success
Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*
Originating ONLY from one of the oldest homes in Gary, Indiana,
Midwestern Hellhounds are a very rare domesticated canine that is a 5-part mix of specific breeds.
Maternal side is American (red nosed) Beagle combined with German Shepard/Mastiff hybrid.
Paternal is Red-Nosed Pit Bull/Boxer hybrid.
Known for their speed, various colour patterns, loyal companionship, immeasurable amount of energy, and extremely loving demeanor, these dogs are also known to be great with all ages and settings, especially children.
*They are also adventurous, which means this breed can be a great dog for traveling but could also pose issue with escaping domestic containment if not cautious.
What type of dog is that?
This is a Midwestern Hellhound and I love them.
You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.
The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.
I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.