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Someone who does not share thier mardi gras beads with anyone.
That guy next to me just caught a bag of beads & is not sharing them with anyone. What a bead miser!!
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A good book based on france from the time of napoleon to the time of the revelution mostly centered around the character Jean Valjean and his "daughter" cossete marius falls in love with her and javert is the cop chasing Jean Valjean
Les Miserables is usually a school book
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an individual who lovessss the cock and cant get enough cock,in some cases having several cocks at one time.
that girl lin lin is a total cock miser, she had a cock in each hole last nite.
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A man who is a total ignoramus (and irritating fool), and causes misery amongst EVERYONE.
Yea, that Miser-Dick just talked to me.
Can he just not?
One who hords firewood for himself, cause he is to cheap to pay his gas bill.
That schultz is such a wood-miser, He took half of my wood last night.
Piece of machinery used to regulate the amount of electricity your house uses, in an effort for lower electric bill. It makes an annoying beeping sound to tell you when you are using to much power.
"the god damn demand miser shut off the heat because the washing machine is using to much power"
One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.
symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"
Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"
miser"