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Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.
Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.
jive·o·mite \jahyv-oh-mahyt\ 1 to engage in an overabundance of usually demeaning put-downs, teasing, exaggeration, or kidding often between friends.
Last night was no much fun, when Sam came in wearing that stupid hat it started a Jive-O-mite explosion of put-downs ending in the usual classic yo mama jokes.
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it can be used to describe a person, object, even a feeling. anything at all! the "sexy can be substituted for any number of other things to suit the situation.
hey you sexy-mite scroll! i like your shorts
or
Say you see a fat person walking down the road, you might say "omfg thats a bit of a fatty-mite scroll!"
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Slang for scabies. They're small mites that burrow into the skin and lay eggs. They cause intense itching and are passed through skin to skin contact or exposure to them in bedding or clothing. While not always passed via sexual intercourse they frequently are in teenagers and young adults.
Bobby: Whoa man check out Dylan he's scratching like his whole body is on fire!
Jay: Yeah man he's got that STM...
Bobby: What the fuck is an STM?!
Jay: It's scabies. They're a STM (sexually transmitted mite). He supposedly got it from that broad he was humpin'.
Bobby: Wait. Isn't that what you just had?
Jay: I don't want to talk about it.
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A word used to express extreme badassery, maturity, sexiness and on occasion, holy penis size. Often used as a much more fantastic and meaningful synonym for dynomite.
CASE A
Person 1: Did you just have sex with three girls while playing YYZ by Rush on the drums, cooking pancakes and kicking Mike Tyson's ass?
Person 2: Suredizzle.
Person1: Legit-o-mite!
CASE B
Girl: Oh my gosh! He has a 9 inch penis! And it glows! It is so legit-o-mite!
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Another word play this time on the australian veggie mite sandwich. The "spread"in this case would be a woman's quin. Hence a roundabout way of saying eating pussy.
My girlfriend and I made a. Vaggie mite sandwich using her own natural sauces!
I know this fat weeb who's always on the mite, I'm gonna kick him in the ribs.