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(noun) The greasy substance that accumulates on the screen and keypad of your cell phone
Buddy #1 "Hey man let me borrow your phone"
Buddy #2 "Sure, just make sure you wipe you mung off the screen before you give it back"
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"Munging" to mung- is the act of 4 or more males digging up and fornicating with a dead female corpse each of which ejaculate inside the cadaver. after everyone has finished the smallest or weakest of the group positions his mouth on the cadavers vaginal area. as the heaviest of the group bounces or jumps on the cadavers pelvic and/or abdominal area. as this occurs all the maggots, ejaculate, em bombing fluid and any other liquids left brewing in the cadavers stomach will be forced out all of the major and miner orifices in said corpse. the most prominent of which being the vagina as this happens the lucky one with his mouth placed over the vagina will then ketch all the liquids maggots ejaculate ect. in his mouth and attempt to swallow it if the boy fails to swallow the majority of the liquids he will then be pummeled and/or killed.
"You better swallow that mung Alex."
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for real mung the rcipie is as follows: First you must find a sutiable female candidate of your liking whom you must then kill so that no holes hare puntured in the skin. next you sew all open orifices till they are closed tightly (mouth, ears, nose, anus, vagina). you place the prepared body in an open area in the hot sun (for best results attempt during summer)for at least one week. after one week cut open the vagina and have someone STOMP on the stomache. every thing that is propelled into your mouth is MUNG. Enjoy!
Those are rather large boots will you help me extract some mung?
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To quote 'Mavens word of the Day' from February 10, 2000:
In the 1970s there was a column in Sex Newspapers called Mung. When asked why the column had this name, Peters, the editor, said, "If you'll remember the old high school gross contests... Mung was this stuff: 'You take a pregnant lady gorilla... and you tie her by the heals upside-down from a branch, and you beat her on the belly with a board – and the stuff that comes out of her mouth, that's Mung'" (1970).
The poachers ruined their valuable silver back gorilla pelt by getting mung all over it.
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the mucus that is released when you poop.
I put the mung in his mouth when he was sleeping
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A condition resulting from unintentionally consuming human feces, as from food prepared without proper sanitation techniques. Symptoms include lethargy, loss of appetite, intestinal upset, and general malaise.
Damn it man, I've been laid up for a week with the mung... You'd better learn to wash your hands between shitting and cooking.
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