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A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.
Also known as MLS. Similar to mall feet. A feeling of exhaustion, particularly in the legs, after only a short period of time in a museum. This syndrome is most severe in art museums. Although sitting temporarily eases the pain, the feeling becomes worse upon standing up.
Dude, you're really digging this Monet.
Nah. It's just my Museum Leg Syndrome was really bad, and this painting had a bench in front of it.
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Basically the poorest school ever. Located in Chelsea, Manhattan, the school was started with the intent of being a place where students used resources from New York City Museums to learn. This of course, quickly went to shit when the administration changed. The student community can only be described as loud, rambunctious slackers who miraculously manage to get all their work done. Classwork and Homework is never done until the last week of the quarter, around that time Stuyvesant doesn't have anything on Museum Students. Where students rock at Shakespeare, sometimes come back from lunch on time, stay fit by taking laps around the halls during class, change the desktops in the computer lab to whatever they damn well please, look down upon (and often yell at) Labbies, tell freshmen there's a pool on the fourth floor, play basketball in the gym instead of eating lunch, usually wait until after school to get high, cut class inside the building without getting caught, try to get to the lunch room first in order to sit at the booths, are too good for the really shitty school lunches, play the 'penis game' or squares in class, do the wave for no reason, hang out in the halls after classes let out because they have nothing better to do, draw rhinos and pass them around class, know where everything in the Brooklyn Museum is, know how to get into the Metropolitan Museum of Art for only 5 cents, attending the drama club don't do much except go to Broadway Plays at the end of the year, get very competitive over gym class volleyball tournaments, play Nintendo DS and PSP in class, share a sports team with the NYC Lab School, pay money to pie their teachers in the face, go to internships or fake internships during the day for a marking period, hang out in Union Square during and after school, know the teacher and administrator passwords for the computers (abc123 and macadmin respectively) and are generally awesome. One special feature of the school is 'Module', a majority of the day long class period where students learn about specific topics like evolution, world religions, the conquistadors, the renaissance, African Art, 'Comparative Planetary Geology' (way more boring than it sounds), photography, and the connection between Art and Literature.
"If you plant a garden, worms will show up."
-Actual Quote From The Principal
NYC Museum School Student 1: Are you going to History?
NYCMS Student 2: No.
NYCMS Student 1: Oh no, we have module today!
NYCMS Student 2: Where are we going?
NYCMS Student 1: The Met!!!
NYCMS Student 2: Let's skip after lunch then.
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The school that lacks of sufficent amount of floors. A school you would only stay in if you have developed a good relationship with the math teacher.
"Hey do you go to NYC Museum School?"
"Yeah, I like that math teacher."
"Where floor are you on?"
"2nd and only floor."
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When you are staring at something for so long - you can no longer concentrate.
Or when you are over-stimulated or over-tired and your attention span is gone.
After a day at the Smithsonian you can no longer look at any more art and you now have museum eyes.
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COCKS OF ALL SIZES, ALL OF THEM ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK!
The international cock museum will decide if it approves your application for your cock and balls
When you start to cum and you cap it off like a straw to make a cool design on a girl's face. You then smash her face on a canvas creating art for the new CC Art Museum. Continuation of Cum Central.
Me: I just jizzed a sick design all over your face. Get the canvas!
Your Mother: Got it! *smash*
Me: That looks amazing. It's goin' in the CC Art Museum.
Your Mother: Oh yeah!