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A slang term for the Male organ
He was caught polishing the Custard Musket
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When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.
A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.
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1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.
Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!
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Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.
"That is no orchestra playing in that stall over there; that is a case of musket ass."
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The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)
CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"
"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
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After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.
V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.
I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.