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Ironclad Nads

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"

What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

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Ho-nad

1. A pejorative term that refers to a person who is in a lower social class and degraded living standards. The term refers to outcasts from respectable society living on the fringes of the social order who are seen as lower class because they may be criminal, unpredictable, and without respect for authority whether it be political, legal, or moral.

2. This term is used by law enforcement to refer person who is arrested often and is typically a repeat offender. It refers to a type of personality that results in law enforcement officer knowing you on a first name basis for the wrong reason.

3. A person who is rude, obnoxious, or disrespectful to law enforcement can also be referred to by this term.

4. A person who lacks common sense and has encounters with law enforcement because of their actions can be referred to by this term.

5. This term does not limit itself to a particular race, gender, nationality, spiritual belief, or occupation. Anyone in any walk of life can be referred to by this term if they meet the criteria.

Looks like the police arrested John again, he's such a Ho-nad.

Wow that guy looks like he does drugs and steals things, looks like a Ho-nad.

I cannot believe that person is such an idiot, only a Ho-nad would be that idiotic.

by Mahlzeit Kasten February 22, 2012

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nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.

While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

by Jd Mustain February 22, 2010


nad sack

scrotum

My nad sack is sweaty.

by Tuset September 25, 2010


nad sap

another word for semen, cum, man juice.

he has oddly coloured nad sap

by scuntic dan runtic April 28, 2003


Washboard Nads

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!

Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!

by bonedish July 6, 2017


Nad Council

An occasion where guys outnumber girls by a significant margin.

It was like there was a meeting of the Nad Council at the bar last night, where were all the girls?

by jpikester April 22, 2015