Nerve Poop

When something big or important is in the process of happening and you need to poop.

Bro, be right back I have to nerve poop.

Turd Nerve

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.

That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve

Natural nerves

When something is annoying you more than usual. Your natural nerves are your normal every day nerves.

That kid at work is getting on my natural nerves.

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nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.

Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!

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Nerve Bending

A very high form of agrivation, usually given to you by a co-worker, boss, girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband, friends, etc...

Dude, this girl I was talking to yesterday gave me such a nerve bending, kept on blabbing on about stupid shit.

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exposed nerve

Something that you should pull on. Silly prank!

Person 1: *pulls Person 2's exposed nerve*
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Optic Nerve

This is slang in some regions of the UK for the scientifical term eye guts. Often mistaken, optic nerve, by some for the real term, alas, it is not.
Used in Northern England and some parts of Scotland on the borderline.

Dude, I totally messed up my 'optic nerve'

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