nissan juke

A car by Japanese manufacturer Nissan. A cheap SUV with a tiny engine which is very over worked with producing 190BHP. Its design is very peculiar and asymmetric which probably gave its name. Instead of being called the Nissan PUKE, they decided to give it a more market friendly name such as the Nissan JUKE.

Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?

Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.

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Nissan Cube

Nissan's successful attempt at designing a vehicle uglier than the Scion XB.

When I see a Nissan Cube, I get an urge to smash the wrap-around rear window so that the owner will have to go to the dealership and pay $3000 to get it replaced.

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Nissan patrol

Commonly owned by men, tough as balls. Best 4x4 that does sick dose's

"Look at that phat Nissan patrol boyo does full hectic dose real men own them"

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Nissan Safari

The nissan safari will decimate any 4x4 in its way, its stronger than any Landcruiser, and will make any Patrol owner cream themselves, it also has one of the sexiest sounding 4x4 engines out there, the TD42

Joe: What kinda car is that
Mama: More than u can afford pal, Nissan Safari

Nissan Skyline

The market name of a famous 90's Japanese Tuner car. Unlike what muscle boys often think, this car is all go and no show, if tuned well.

Muscle Boy: Hey, look at that stupid Nissan Skyline! It can't even drift-
Skyline: (drifts)
Muscle Boy: (cringe)

nissan 350z

a car that 17 year olds clap the fuck out of and the first mod is always chopping the muffler off and removing the rear bumper.

is that a trumpet i hear? oh never mind it’s just a nissan 350z.

Nissan Juche

Special edition of the Nissan Juke mini-SUV for high-ranking members of the Workers' Party of Korea.

One of the highlights of the military parade was several Nissan Juche's driving in formation.