Guam bomb

a old, small, cheap Guam car bought for use while stationed on Guam. Has no wheelcovers or hubcaps.

The military only ships one car, so we got a Guam bomb for a second set of wheels while we're here.

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east guam

Describing something that is really far away. It is a hyperbole

Damn, that baseball was just hit to like east Guam

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Guam time

1. something that takes really really long
2. a time that is really far away from the current time.

1. Dude this distance takes like guam time to run.
2. "What time is the party at?"
"like guam time"

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guam drip

for when guam be drowning

person 1: OH SHIT GUAM DRIP
person 2: what?
person 1: GUAM IS DROWNING THEY GOT GUAM DRIP
person 2: OH SHIT GUAM DRIP

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guam missile crisis

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.

Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.

gooma-zay-guam Thursday

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.

We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

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Guam boy

A guy from the contiguous States who gets mad Guam punani while traveling abroad or she's visiting the mainland.

Elliot, "WOW, he's taken that same girl home every night, he's a total Guam Boy!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"