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A guy from the contiguous States who gets mad Guam punani while traveling abroad or she's visiting the mainland.
Elliot, "WOW, he's taken that same girl home every night, he's a total Guam Boy!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"
A Gorgeous Dude.
Often time possesses a glorious beard; pleasing to the senses.
Colton: Man, Tyler's one helluva dude isn't he?
Elliot: Yeah, he's freaking Dudeous!
The noise made during sex with a women from Guam. Similar to sounds made while shclicking.
Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.
The name you refer to your flacid weiner as in an encouraging fashion. Often the initial is substituted in honor of your favorite friend. Ex: LIL T might reference a person named Tyler, E for Elliot, etc..
Guy: Come on LIL T, don't let me down!
Guy 2: *at urinal next to him* Who's LIL T?
Guy 3: Does your name start with a T?
Possesses an insanely high level of technical knowledge regarding game mechanics. Next level player.
Colton: Man, look at his Mekkanics!
Elliot: Yeah, how do you kill that which has no life?!
A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
Known to raw dog all the girls he sleeps with. Gets insane amounts of punani, surprised he doesn't have more kids. Married life just doesn't come naturally to the El Dawg.
Guy 1: Man, he stays pulling the ladies!
Guy 2: He IS the El Dawg.