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There is a major difference between a boy Jordan and a girl Jordan. This definition will clarify. A girl Jordan, being given a traditionally male first name by her parents, rocks the name like no ones business. A girl Jordan is a tom boy at heart, but is a sexy stylish girl to attract the boys. A girl Jordan loves to laugh and has an infectious smile. A girl Jordan will put on a badass don't give a shit about anything woaaa why is she such a bitch front, but a girl Jordan is a sweetheart. A girl Jordan is smart and beautiful so get her and hold on because she will be off and running.

Why is she so good at everything?
She's a Jordan.

A boy?
No, a girl Jordan!

Wow, she looks like a bitch!
Relax, she is a Jordan.

by ztopwazhere February 17, 2010

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Jordan

A girl that is the coolest, funniest hottest girl around. A jordan makes you very happy and most people that meet a Jordan will fall for them straight away.

omfg i would love to have a Jordan.

by jeffery3500 October 7, 2009

205๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Jordan

The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.

"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."

by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


the Jordan

The Jordan is a horrible STD caused when you sleep with a girl named Jordan, but not any Jordan, no this Jordan is the worst of them all. Known for cheating on you with your friends, and being an all around whore.

The Jordan manifests itself in men who have come into contact with the main carrier, Jordan herself. You know you have 'The Jordan' when you experience very severe twitching and swelling in the groin area.

Ladies aren't safe either, even being in the presence of Jordan will give you the disease instantly.

This STD is worse than AIDS.

Oh dude, you totally have the Jordan.

by Doom 'n' Shroom July 8, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

Jordans are the best of the best!

To find one is like finding burried treasure

jordans are those people u just wanna have in your life, and there is no you shouldent love a JORDAN!!

"boys boys boys guess what?"

"what?"
There is a jordan on the market"
this starts a large brawl over her

by Danomatic#4<3 October 27, 2010

60๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

When you hold your hands down your boxers and hold your penis for 12hrs straight

Omg I fell asleep last night wearing only my boxers i think I Jordan'd

by Bellybopthe3rd October 5, 2013

39๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

jordan is a king among men. heโ€™s like the brad pitt of his generation. everyone he meets wants to suck his dick. those that are lucky enough to actually be allowed this privilege almost have a heart attack at the sight of his massive massive gigantic penis. if he deems you worthy of actual real-life sex, youโ€™d better be prepared, because he knows what heโ€™s doing. heโ€™ll fuck your mcfuckin brains out. heโ€™s sexy as hell and could literally get whatever he wanted by seducing whoever he needs to get it from. his eyes are gorgeous and perfect and mesmerizing, his hair always looks perfect even when he thinks itโ€™s a disaster bc heโ€™s oblivious to how attractive he is. he also could be a stripper or a firefighter based solely on appearance and strength. but also heโ€™s smart and clever and curious and has a million incredible ideas all the time and itโ€™s so cool to hear all of them :)) is there anything he could do to be more perfect? definitely not. except maybe kiss his girlfriend (who is the luckiest person in the universe) 10 times more. if you end up with a jordan, make sure you never lose him!!!!

girl #1: holy shit did you see that guy
girl #2: yeah what the FUCK he was sexy as FUCK oooooh iโ€™d let that jordan paint me in marshmallow cream then lick it all off
girl #1: .....
girl #1: you fuckin right, letโ€™s get it
girl #3 (probably named veronica): bitches better back tf off my man, good idea tho

by macaroniiiiiiica October 29, 2018

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