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The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.
Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!
A phenomenon that occurs when you send an email to someone at the same time that they email you. Both of you then answer the other's emails and you go out of sync - creating two strands of conversation that occasionally cover the same ground.
Quite irritating, but not really much you can do about it other than wait for the other person to get both mails and think that you aren't replying anymore.
"Hi I think our emails are crossing again"
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"Sure I'm up for playing naked chess with you later"
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"Did you get my last email?"
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"Oh, are they?"
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"Naked what?"
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someone who acts all tough on email but aren't in real life
That email gangster told me she could beat me up in her email, but when I met her in person, she was too scared to fight me.
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An email written for the recipient to forward to someone else.
Bill wanted me to introduce him to a friend who was hiring. I had him write me a forwardable email.
using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.
he didn't want a confrontation so he decided to email bail on the chick he promised to call last night.
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An email account you give out freely but don't really use.
Wendy: "I can't believe you gave them your email, you're gonna get spammed up the wazoo!"
Jim: "Don't worry, it's just my slut email."
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Acting with bravado over email when in a face to face situation the emailer would be in a subservient position.
Related to beer muscles where the internet is substituted for alcohol.
Can also take the form of “message board muscles”
Example: a man in an email to his friends claims his wife does what she is told. In reality the man is a follower. Dave has email muscles when it comes to his wife.
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