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A very large fat man who will eat 8 ice lollies in 15 mins
Yo have u seen that oafe over there
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an enormous basketball-playing man. sucks at everything and has a small chode-like penis. likes chimichongas, swings, and complaining about shiny cheese. can often be found near/around gay men who don't shower and hobos, or is that the same thing?
I want to pour hot wax all over that oaf's body.
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Obsessed Angry Female Stalkers
You're in luck that the Doff has come up with some great ways, to take care of these OAFS.
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An oaf is someone who is slow witted, clumsy and unintelligent
Greg go stop being an oaf and try to get more than 6 GCSE's
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A person, normally larger in shape, who is extremely lazy. Normally drinks excessive amounts of budweiser and smokes excessive amounts of THC. An oaf will go out of his way to be lazy.
Guy 1: Yo, henry can you close that window?
Henry: nah dude i dont wanna get up.
Guy 1: you oaf
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The art of being born to the Shoaf family.
Oaf is two letters away from being Shoaf
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An absolutely incredible guy. He is the sweetest, most caring guy that you will ever meet. He has good morals for himself, and treats his girl like a lady. Once you have met him, you feel like he is the sun to your day, and can't imagine a sunny day without him. He is funny and goofy, constantly singing, he is witty and full of movie quotes. He loves and genuinely cares for everyone that has stepped into his life. You will be inspired and constantly be encouraged to be a better person, and to continue growing in your love for Jesus. Whenever you doubt him, he will come through for you better than what you had ever imagined. When you are struggling, stressed, and worried, he can not only comfort and ease the pain, but he will also do absolutely whatever he can to help. He always knows exactly what to say. And he is becoming even more ridiculouly remarkable with every day. I love him with every inch of my being. I have doubt that he will always be my other half. I can't imagine anyone ever loving me or taking care of me the way that he does. I love him more than words can possibly say, and I will continue to tell him that every day of my life. Not to mention again how incredibly sexy and gorgeous he is as well. He has beautiful tan skin, blonde hair, and beautiful brownish-green eyes. I've never been so attracted to anyone in my life, and I don't believe that I ever will be. I LOVE YOU, my Oafe.(:
"Nicole, was that him?"
"Haha. Yeah..that's my Oafe. Why?"
"You mean that's the guy that passes all of your tests??"
"lol...uhmm..pretty much!"
"But he's super hottt!"
"Haha.(: Yepp...I'm aware."
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