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An unpredicable moment to when you don't expect anything to happen near anyone that has an intense anger problem. You find yourself pwned, injured, and a massive headache with zero warning.
Guy 1: dude... why am i on the ground and why does my head hurt so bad? Guy with anger issues: I'm so sorry man. I just thought you were the IRS. Guy 2: Dude. Thats some Oblivious Rage he had there. Hey dude you dropped your teeth.
The person (typically in online discussions) that is somehow ignorant of a very popular meme, reference, or trend, and needs explanation in order to properly understand it. A subordinate and a counterpart of sorts to Captain Obvious.
Larry (upon seeing something beyond his comprehension): "I don't get it."
Lemmy: "Captain Obvious, come in: this is Lieutenant Oblivious requesting backup, over."
This is when a mans cock cannot control itself and get hard when anything passes by it and sometimes it can cum more than you want
"Wow Billy had a really oblivious cock last night." Said Ashley
Someone oblivious to a meme but awkwardly laughs anyway. Meme-obliviousness is normally apparent when a large number of friends are talking face to face (like irl), and one of them starts meme-spouting and everyone laughs except that one person with the confused look. Being meme-oblivious can also cause mass amounts of butthurt, but only a special kind of butthurt that should be avoided by all cost.
This can be seen as an illness. One that affects many urban dictionary editors, thus causing them not to be able to get your jokes, even if they are meme-based. The affliction will cause the the editor's hands to freeze and not to google to see if the definition actually holds water (they rejected 2deep4u, a popular /mu/ meme, countless times). Meanwhile, they're busy fapping away at stupid made-up bullshit.
Joe: Hey, it's Jim and his girl!
Jim: Hey guys, this is Samantha
Sam: just call me Sam
Tom: Do a barrel roll!
*room erupts with laughter*
Sam: oh haha...
In that example Sam is meme-oblivious to do a barrel roll.
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It "takes two to tango." When two people may seem like they're flirting....only one of them-usually the girl, is clueless about the signals she is sending. An oblivious dance.
Look at those two, doing the oblivious tango. She probably has no idea that it looks like she's flirting. bimbo.
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When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
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The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.
Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.
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