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a ragtag menagerie of losers, basement internet trolls, idiots, clowns, apes and dinosaurs entrusted by Urban Dictionary with the task of approving new words (a very ill-advised decision by Urban Dictionary in itself). Unsurprisingly, they botch jobs, often failed to abide by the guidelines, and some of them even became petty tyrants on a power trip, who reject every new word definitions, legitimate or not, to sate their personal revenge on society for the fact that they are losers, basement trolls, apes and dinosaurs who have no life.
Contributors: "There's no honor or pride in being a petty tyrant"
Editors: "petty? I'm mighty"
Contributors: "mighty stupid is what you are"
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a group of incompetent assholes who review the submissions of definitions here on urban dictionary. is it really necesary to have over 350 definitions for the word penis? the majority of the definitions on this site either repeat exactly what another definition says or they don't even add a single intelligent thought to the word being defined and is irrelevant. the fact that that i've written legitimate definitions to words that have not been defined yet further proves the editors' stupidity.
"i wrote a definition on urban dictionary to a word that hasn't been defined yet and the editors did not approve. i guess i'll just add a new definition for penis. 'the boy version of a vagina.' lol. this will never get approved but i'll send it anyway."
a couple days later.
"oh, well what do you know? my definition for penis got approved. the editors must have down syndrome or something. good for them, then."
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Cocksucking assholes who choose to let words in that mean absolutley jack shit but when given an actual definition used by society in a rural town they piss on it.
"Your submission has been reviewed by editors. Editors chose to not publish your submission."
"Fuck'n Editors"
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Something you can become with one click of a mouse.
Maybe having the ability for ANYONE to become an editor wasn't a very good idea, huh?
There are very few editors who actually do their job right and deny and accept the right definitions.
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There are two kinds to Editors;
1. The good kind of Editor who pays attention and takes alittle time out of their day to look and think about every new definition that comes along they're way. Usually doing 50~150 definitions in one sitting.
2. 10 year old n00blets who think they actually have a chance at being the law somewhere, and usually say "NO" and "I Don't Know" to every definition. These usually get bored of this within two weeks.
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Guy1: I'm glad we have Editors! Sure it takes over a month for my deff to get through, but at least we have a filter!
Guy2: Are you on crack?
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n00blet: lolololo i iz guna turn down all deez defs so pplz wil haz to bow down 2 me nd i wil bee teh new kind uf ub!1!! lolollloll
Guy2:BANHAMMER TIME!!!
I am an Editor, I assure you I am NOT a n00blet! I do about 100 within one sitting, and read and think about every definition I pass before I answer whether it should be posted or not! Don't think that Urban Dictionary is going down the drain! Its not there yet!
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Pieces of shit that reject completely accurate definitions but accept bullshit (example of a real life editor produced as a gif). If you ever have the choice to accept or deny a definition, you better accept it.
Nibba: What the fuck man this is bullshit.
Guy: Editors denied your definition, huh.
Nibba: For the 13th time. I guess I'll just make another definition for penis.