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On May 2nd you have to jerk off a furry.
I'm going to jerk off a furry on Jerk Off a Furry Day
May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.
John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
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The act of sneaking into your neighbor's house while they are not home and taking a shit in the most humorous place one can conceive.
Bob: Hey Mike, I just saw your neighbor leave. You should go over there and have a Mr. Rodgers' Day Off.
Mike: Hell yeah! I think I'll go for the fridge this time!
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When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).
Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.
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When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
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To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.
(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)
"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."
Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."
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January 21st. The day in which people are encouraged to flip a cop the bird or in other words give them the finger.
When is flip off a cop day?
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