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Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.
Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.
The lowest form of irony.
Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.
Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.
"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"
"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*
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The word western moms use when they're getting fucked, and asian moms use when they see their kid's life getting fucked.
Western Moms: 'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,' keep fucking me!!
Asian Moms: 'Oh God,' when you'll learn and stop fucking your life!?
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Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
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The look on you face when it's midnight and someone you know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"
me: i gtg. gnight
person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
me: oh god
(log off)
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What your mother screamed when I put it in her last night.
"Oh god, i'm gonna cum."
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the phrase you scream when you drop freshly made coffee on your body;
may be followed with the phrase "why me?!"
can be replaced with "oh my god" or "ouch!"
Oh god!! I just dropeed the steaming coffee on my chest! Why me?!
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1. Used in any circumstance when asked or told something dumb
2. When you have no idea what to say “Oh God ” is the first thing you say
Sabrina got burned because she put her hand in a 400 Degree heated oven.
Alyssa replied with, “Oh God”.
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