Oh my goodness

When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.

Sees someone fall “oh my goodness are you ok?”

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oh my gammit

noun(n): another word used in place of the curse word "dammit". Commonly used by the YouTube sensation Fred Figglehorn, and other non-famous people who are too sissy to say the "D" word.

Oh my gammit! That was almost so embarrasing!";"Oh my gammit! I can't believe she did that!

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Oh my word

Used predominantly by Christians in order to not break the commandment "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".

Used when in awe or surprised by an event and when something unexpected happens.

Oh my word, did you see that Kayla is pregnant again?

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Oh my days

A term which is used in when shcoked or in awe or something.

A certain Josh Mills is fond of this term.

"Oh my days, BISCUITS"

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Oh My Gato

A saying used to describe something that is mind boggling, extraordinary, devastating, orgasmic, or hilarious

Your girlfriend shit the bed OH MY GATO

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Oh My Shit

An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!

Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultaneously...

Guy #1: "Dude, I just bought myself a brand new H2".

Guy #2: "Oh My Shit! Have you lost your fucking mind? That gas-guzzling monstrosity is such a limp-dick-mobile!"

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oh my god

An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible

"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"

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