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the most overrated state in existence, the state where all redneck jokes are aimed.
i was sittin' on the porch, and a i saw that turnado, and i yelled for my inbred son to go to the basement, and i ran after that feller. thats oklahoma.
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Trust every word I say of this- we are not all redneck hillbillies. I've lived in Oklahoma all my life, and not once have I seen anyone with a cowboy hat riding a horse or whatever other crap you think we do. Take a visit- it's a very nice state, actually, it's just underestimated because stereotypical shows or movies, like Disney Channel crap, act like everyone from Texas or Oklahoma goes to freaking rodeos and ride horses and wear cowboy hats.
Also, we have very nice lakes in Broken Bow, and the land is beautiful. Visit someday!
Bob: Oklahoma is underestimated.
Tom: But everyone there is a hillbilly!
Bob: Just look it up on urban dictionary!
Tom: Oh, now I see!
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Where the majority of the rednecks in the south reside. People in Oklahoma tend to deny the fact that they are hillbillies.
Oklahoma the highest concentration of trailor parks for its land mass than any other U.S. state.
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A barren, ugly, boring territory between texas and canada. A boring state that's only sense of pride is their football team. they also talk like they have naturally beutifull. that is bullshit. Oklahoma is not only barren ugly and landlocked but has the shittiest weather in the 50 states. Broken arrow is NOT beutifull you lying cumsuckers! it was a waste of my time. Oklahoma is such a boring shithole that they somehow find pleasure in making fun of the great state of texas. Texas is not on your level. We have more people, fun cities, cool beaches (corpus and galveston), piney woods, mountains( yes we do have mountains but they are in the middle of nowhere) a powerful economy, and a proud exotic history. whats with his damn rivalry with us. Texas should be having rivalries with other great self dependent states such as california, or new york that also kick-ass like texas.
Californian- where are you from?
Oklahoman- the great state of oklahoma!
Californian- where the hell is that
Oklahoman- north of that lousy state of texas! we always beat them at footbal!
californian- why do I care?
oklahoman- wow you lost to our footbal team texas you poopooheads
Texan- come he sooner ass-bitch
(bitch slap and kick in the balls)
oklahoman- please dont hurt me mr texan! dont!
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Oklahoma is......OK. :) A state located in the southern plains of the U.S. Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city. Oklahoma is known for its open praries, ranches, cowboys, tornadoes, summer thunderstorms and big oil, and is a stronghold for evangelical Protestant Christianity. Oklahoma is a smaller version of Texas. Oklahoma has a lot of cowboys and ranchers who drive around in pickup trucks.
Oklahoma is.......OK, as its state motto suggests. Its not particularly exciting, but not dull either. The people are very hospitable and probably drive around in pickup trucks.
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1) Worthless waste land somewhere between Texas and the North Pole. Often used as a substitute for the word "Egypt" in the phrase "bum-f*king-Egypt&qu ot; referring to a place far away from any civilization.
2) Same thing as Texas, only with much smaller penises.
3) Cultural backwater of the Universe. Everything closes at 9pm, and the only thing to do is go to work or get drunk (not necessarily in that order.)
4) One of the few states lacking ability to recruit or keep a serious major league sports team, with the exception of the Hornets, but only by default from hurricane Katrina.
5) A place where people dress up in their finest boots and shirts to drive 30 miles to the next town and shop Wal-Mart.
6) A state whose idea of "art" is badly-made cowboy paintings for sale at truck-stops.
7) A place where employers still have a depression-era mentality thinking you should be glad to have your job being paid less than a third of what anyone else in the country makes for doing the same thing.
8) A place where football is God, and everything stands still for two or three hours every Saturday afternoon in the Fall when college teams play.
9) A place where bar women are so ugly that making them look better takes two fifths instead of one.
10) People who have Texas-envy.
11) People who drive to Gainesville Texas so they can skip out on paying Oklahoma State Sales taxes.
12) People who drive eight hours to buy porno in Dallas because it actually has penetrated women in it.
13) A state that sells liquor, lottery tickets, and horse betting but refused until recently to let people get tatoos.
14) A state where the main city raises sales taxes to build a worthless boat canal to nowhere downtown while the schools are rotting and kids have no textbooks.
15) A state where the local jails beat the crap out of more people than the Federal pen does.
16) A state whose small towns gain the majority of revenues from bogus traffic tickets, while their high-schools drown in a sea of drugs.
17) A state where people still mail-order clothes from Sears Roebuck.
18) A state whose banks are so corrupt and in debt they have to sell out to bigger banks from Texas, and then flee to resorts in Florida.
It's not like I came from bum-f*ing-oklahoma....
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A stated filled with flaming penis envying homos who have nothing nice to say about their state only lame attempts to diss on the greater state of Texas. This is obvious in the fact that all the Sooner idiots can do is take the Texas hook-em sign and turn it upside down. That is how uncreative and retarded this penis envying state is. Nothing good has ever came out of Oklahoma. OUs basketball team is a piece of shit and so is the rest of their athletics department. OUs football team is over-ranked. Remember last year when they got beat by Kansas State for the Big 12 title hahaha. Or who could forget the time they choked and blew it against LSU.
I wish I could leave Oklahoma sooner, so I could move to a more populus, creative, and productive state such as Texas.
Wow our school at Oklahoma sucks balls. All we got is a decent football team that is going to lose to USC. I wish I was going to a school that provided me with a better education and more opportunities in the future like that great school called the University of Texas.
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