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1. An expression used to sum up how a person feels about certain situations that don't seem to be that bad.
A sentence that usually follows an emotional dump.
2. An expression used to feel better when you are feeling down due to a bad experience happening at the moment.
Example 1: I went to this show for free and the guy at the door made me wait for, like, a whole 5 minutes. Thank God my boobs are this big and I look this hot because the bouncer, like, totally let me skip the line... but that won't change the fact that I had to waste 5 minutes waiting. This is my life.
Example 2: It's really hot in my appartment and I can't sleep on this couch. This is my life *laughs*
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Something you should learn to love because once it's over you might look back and want to see good memories so save your tears and feel happy.
All I do is sleep but I was told to be happy about my life so that's what I'm doing
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What the hell is that
I know “my life sucks” you don’t have to tell everyone
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"Hey!"
"Bye"
"Why?!"
"Becuase my life is a waste of time"
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A Truman Show-esque reality show.
Hym "Fixing MY life requires me fixing the Truman Show-esque reality show at the root of my problems. I know you're a little slow so I'll draw you a little diagram
TSE reality show > work > relationships
This 🖕 is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in 👇 this
Truman Show-esque reality
People only associate with me to gather information for 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."
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