Orangutan pussy

Something nobody ever says. When's the last time you heard someone say it?

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orangutan cheesecake

When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.

"Man that bitch gave me some orangutan cheesecake for dessert!"

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orangutan tittys

tits that are flappy just like a pair of monkeys boobs

dude! that girls tits are just like a orangutan tittys!

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Orangutan titties

Extreme sagging of the breasts. Such breasts can be thrown around the shoulders and round through the legs. Such things found only in rare species of bitches!

Damn Bella has some big old Orangutan titties! She woz trippin all ova dem! It woz WACK! Alie

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Orangutan Titties

A disease that predominantly effects women. Characteristics of the ailment are generally defined by a cross-eyed or wall-eyed alignment of the nipples. IE the nipple on the left breast looks down and to the left while the nipple on the right looks up and to the right. Most common causes of the disease are over lactation and Mexican performed breast augmentations. The disease can also be found in heavier set me who suffer from either “Bitch Tits” or “Manboobs”

She used to have a great rack but her kids sucked those sweater puppies into Orangutan Titties.

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orangutan chocolate

The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.

Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.

Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.

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Orangutan job

When ones partner shits in there hand and proceeds to rub it on the other person while having sex.

Hey babe wanna give me the ole Orangutan job later?

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