Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.
Listen to The Paranoid Monkeys here-
reverbnation.com/theparanoidmonkeys
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The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.
John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!
Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!
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A person that is insanely fearful of his or her surroundings and constantly whines over what they assume something bad will immediately happen to them caused by whatever they lay their eyes on.
You are such a paranoid crybaby. Why don't you just grow up and get over yourself??
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One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
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often found in basingstoke havin a mellow cotch paranoid pete first acquired his name during his graffiti days. he is less paranoid nowadays although he stil smokes occassionally.he is known to squash beef and has killed many before now.often seen with sparky.
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Typically someone who is always paranoid either generally or when they are on drugs.
Tony-βeya man a swear a just heard someone knock on me door.β
Michael-βpiss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row thatβs why. Stop being a paranoid android man.β
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A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android