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1. Noun: One who loves and supports his or her country and the ideals it represents.
2. Noun when used by a Trump supporter: Scumbag.
-Note the Trump supporter doesn't need to be referring specifically to Trump for this definition to apply.
Ex: 1 The men who fought in WWII were true patriots. They were willing to fight what must've seemed like a never ending war for the safety of their country and what they believed in.
2. 2 Did you see the way Trump took those children, separated them from their parents, and put them in cages in the name of our national security? What a true patriot.
3.2 I'm all for Alex Jones raising questions about the Sandy Hook shooting. How dare the "parents" try to grieve and move on with their lives in piece. Only true patriots like Alex are willing to scream the tough questions like a goddamn ape.
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(N.)Accidental death by autoerotic asphyxiation. Usually the cause of a person or persons taking their perverse self-love to dangerous, sometimes fatal levels.
see also: SuperBowl XLII; Tom Brady; Bill Bellichick
Little Billy accidentally pulled The Patriot the other day when he was beating off with a belt around his neck while staring at himself in the mirror.
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Bunch of hacks who got their asses handed to them by the NYG during the epic Superbowl 42. Have a cheerleading squad of fans comprised of the same club who don pink BoSox caps.
True Patriots fans are like true Red Sox fans: There are very few far and in between.
The 18-1 record butt-hurt the Japanese deep sea scuba diver, who happened to be wearing a Patriots jersey and neon yellow Red Sox hat at the time.
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1. An American football team from Foxboro, MA. They have been called a "football dynasty"... up until Super Bowl XLII.
2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.
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The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.
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Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!
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The greatest NFL "TEAM" in history. They have a chance to 3-peat and win 4 out of 5 championships in an era where free agency makes it very difficult to win consistently. Tom Brady is the most underrated QB in NFL history (quite a few QBs who get paid much more than him) even though he keeps bitch slappin' all the haters. He'd rather cut his pay in order to help his teammates. For the haters: The Panthers was a joke. It wasn't even competitive.
Every haters keep bitchin' about the Patriots, making excuses about their schedule, but they just keep winning..... 3 super bowls out of 4 years, and may win again this year.
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The Patriot is a combination of Blue Waffle, Menstrual Blood, and Felching. First of all, make sure you find a girl who's on her period. Once you found said girl you give her a blue waffle by repeatedly beating her vagina with any object (your erect penis, screwdriver, a bat, etc.) until her vagina results in a blue-ish hue. After that is complete, you fuck her newly blued vagina and cum inside her. Then you proceed by felching your own semen (mixed with Menstrual Blood) from the vagina. Making you a true, American Patriot.
Charles: Man, I picked up this broad from the bar last night, said she was on her period, so i took her home and...
Ryan: Oh brotha, you better tell me what I think you are.
Charles: YES! you know it, I'm The Patriot! I felched the fuck outta that Blue Waffled, period bitch
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A bunch of Cheating, low life losers who do not deserve a winning record.
"Did you watch the Patriots last night?"
"No, I didnt watch the Patriots because they cheat. The should all go and enjoy Goatse with their mothers and brothers!"
"Yeah they won again unfortunatly."
"Well, they are all going to get smited by god soon anyway so i dont care"
"thank god"
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