Rural Dictionary

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony October 1, 2014

David's Pecker

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.

I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.

by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023

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Pecker Tucker

A phrase used to describe male gamers, in particular, those who play the mobile game Evony. These individuals commonly solicit other males under the guise of being a woman. Once a rapport has been established, the pecker tucker sends pictures of his penis tucked between his legs to the virginal, nerdy victim. The victim, being virginal and nerdy, believes he has just seen his first vagina and showers the pecker tucker with in game gifts.

Kjcasey: hey do you know Mech01?

Sith🖕: Yeah, I heard he was a pecker tucker.

Kjcasey: Yep, that’s how he got to keep 30.

Sith🖕: I figured, he’s not good enough to do it otherwise.

by Evony81 January 22, 2019

pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.

Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.

by Mister Priapus June 2, 2005

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