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ghost pedestrian

A pedestrian who seems to appear out of nowhere while one is driving. This pedestrian may not have been seen due to the driver texting, singing, or reading a book while driving.

Peter: *reading Harry Potter while driving down the street*

Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!

Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!

by emmef January 16, 2012


Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021


Annoying pedestrians

Annoying Predestrians are usually people who get in the way of cyclists, they also can tend to stand in the way when others are trying to get past on the sidewalk.

"hey look at those annoying pedestrians Jim"
"Yeah I know right! Mike died after he had to swerve to avoid those peds"

by Avocado's May 26, 2022