Goat Peeler

One who participates in the competitive underground sport of Goat Peeling. Goat Peeling is just what it sounds like. The goal is to peel all the skin, fur and gristle from a goat without killing it.

MURPH: Did you see Jared in the Goat Peeling comp the other day? He placed third. His technique was smooth and flawless but his goat expired two seconds before he had finished.

I HAVE A RUSTY TUNA CAN STUCK IN MY BRAIN: That sucks! Jared's a damn fine Goat Peeler.

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Phone Peeler

She's the woman who you are with and she likes to peel through your phone.

She's a Phone Peeler, AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

pamper peeler

Someone who goes after much younger people for the purpose of a relationship.

He is somewhat pamper peeler, his girl is 18 or 19 and he's like 27.

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Verga Peeler

To peel someone ones dick. "Verga" the spanish word for dick and peeler meaning to peel.

My short friend broke my Xbox so I made him work at the corner as a verga peeler to pay for it.

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Banana Peelers

A term used often to describe the extremely large lips of an african american, and the ability to peel a banana using only thier lips.

Hey, did you see the banana peelers on that one, he took the chicken off the bone in one swipe.

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chile peelers

to be lazy, non productive

To sit around and peel chili. Non productive, non physical labor.

That team of guys are a bunch of chile peelers

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avocado peeler

a porcupine wrapped around a lollipop

I just had an avocado peeler for dessert.

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