Penal Fly

The act, or skill, of getting a common house fly to land on the tip of the penis. The subtle movements caused by it's tiny legs have been known to bring on ejaculation.

You can also try and coax the fly inside the penis, for inner shaft stimulation.

NB: Never try with a wasp.

Carl: Have you ever tried penal fly mate?
Rick: Yea, I tried it post anal as I had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. I Laid there for an hour, nothing. By this time i was soft and stank of shit so I had a shower.

penal gay

Being gay in the penis.
Or liking it when men’s cocks touch yours.

Doctor.”I’m afraid the results are in sir, you have penal gay.”
Sir” Is my anus okay?”

penal sex

When someone sticks their penis in someone else's penis somehow. Fags like to do it.

It can also be in futanari when a girl with a penis has a guy or another girl with a penis stick their penis in hers. Since its anime, anything can happen.

They had penal sex. I bet it hurt!

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penal code

the code of the male penis

lets read the penal code!

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Penal Column

<noun> Slang;

1) The penis.

"I am male, observe my mondo penal column."

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penal shaft

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed

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penal girth

the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth

my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms

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