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Penis

The piece of meat hanging off above the scrotum in between the man’s legs.

The penis is what’s used to fuck pussies and cum inside of them. You can also jerk off. You can put this into another mans anus or a females pussy. You can also suck it. This dangling piece of beauty has many uses.

I wanna suck and fuck that penis so bad!! Give that penis to me right now!

by Dickcumlord November 11, 2019

51πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


penis

Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US
(from condom slogans):
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

Your penis can't think - your brain should do it.

by alvit June 30, 2009

731πŸ‘ 321πŸ‘Ž


Penis

An object men love to play with and love to make it feel good.

Lots of men think it's cool to have a big one, yet most men wish that. 😏

Charles: You feel bad bro?
Me: Yeah
Charles: Play with your penis then. It makes you feel good.
Me: OK! Can you teach me?
Charles: Nah bro. It's something you do by yourself on a mattress!

by jono._.longo February 18, 2020

32πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Penis

something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

4100πŸ‘ 1976πŸ‘Ž


penis

the best friend in the world, it never leaves you, and it can never cock-block you cause you guys are a team

sally: i love you jimmy, your my bestest penis ever!
sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too.
sally: shhhhhhhhh! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that!

by bob fakename jr. IX September 27, 2005

875πŸ‘ 412πŸ‘Ž


penis

A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.

A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"

by TheSheriff June 18, 2004

15412πŸ‘ 7764πŸ‘Ž


Penis

a long or short stick of meat on a human male

may i see your penis

by ur_homie November 9, 2021

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž