Pretty Whore Perfume

That wonderful fragrance on your clothing the morning after you had an amazing couch dance with a hot stripper the night before. It's a combination of cigarette smoke, cheap perfume and booze. Sometimes it is accompanied by a layer of stripper dust as an added bonus.

Jim said to Robert, "bro, you smell of Pretty Whore Perfume. You may want to change clothes before you go home tonight"! And that stripper dust is a dead bang giveaway! Did you pack a bro bag with a change of clothes?

Your mom's perfume

What I smell like.

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.

perfume slip stream

the short trail of perfume smell that comes off a girl when she walks

"Dude I just got out of Amanda's perfume slip stream and damn did she smell goooooood"

Old Lady Perfume

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

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pum pum perfume

perfume made from pum extract

Hey, can I borrow some pum pum perfume

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Mexican Food Perfume

How your cloths smell when you come out of a Mexican Food Restaurant.

Hey man, do you have "BO" or do you have Mexican Food Perfume?

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candy perfume girl

A loose woman, more accurately, a prostitute. Comes from the fact that they wear cheap sweet perfume.

I'm so lonely I might call me a candy perfume girl tonight.

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