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When a man has permanently hard nipples at any temperature. They are very sexy, despite their ability to cut glass.
Are you excited to see me?
Yes, but it's my perma perk
Can you cut glass with those nipples?
Hell Yea, I'm Chad and it's perma perk, i can cut anything with these nipples
The act of pooping and materbaiting with your penis at the same time.
"Phil was perking while home alone one day."
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A prime parking spot awaiting as you arrive late to work, thanks to someone who has abandoned it to make a Starbucks run.
It was 8:35 and I was sure I'd have to park out in the boonies, but I found a sweet perking space right by the building.
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Tight pants; Flat ass. Makes the male teenagers cry, and think of a better place.
The Perk girls wore yoga pants, which then tore as a result of her ass being so goddamn bony, making the male teenagers cry, and think of a better place.
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A nicer way of saying friends with benefits because you actually care for the person, but not enough to be in a relationship.
I really missing being in a relationship with you, but I think for now we should just be friends with perks, because I still care for you.
A pill used to manage severe pain that contains no Tylenol, whereas Perk (Percocet) 5mg, 7.5mg, and 10mg can contain varying amounts. Often graduated to after extended use, these are a favorite among semi-synthetic opiod fans. These contain no Tylenol because the APAP used in conjunction would be of sufficient volume to cause liver toxicity. Users of Oxycodone(brand name Roxicodone)report it has a "speedy" quality among it's other opiod counterparts. Popped or snorted. I have even heard of shooting, though not confirmed.
I called up Tony and gave him my last $40 for a couple of those blue perk 30's. At least I'll be feeling real sexy.
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Perk master: "Hello kind sir, heres a free joint"
Civilian : " Oh ma goodness, why thank you perk master!"
Perk master: " Anytime"