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Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat December 1, 2011


Jean-Luc Picard

Second Best Captain ,loved by the newbies
can't fight ,see Picard Maneuver
pc correct (aaaaaaaagh)
respects women(fag)
never goes on away missions
drinks tea
made less movies

Catain Jean-Luc Picard will always be Captain Kirk's bitch

by James T Kirk June 7, 2006

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Picard your ass

Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”

Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass”

by Ok2cool September 28, 2021


Picarded

The act of destroying a great male character in an established universe in order to introduce “strong” characters of diverse backgrounds in order to make them shine.

Did you see the new Bond movie?

Yeah, it’s sad to see Bond get Picarded like that

by Oldstockcanadians October 31, 2020


star trek picard

When only some of your cool friends can come back to play, but you can’t have everybody back because that would be lame or too much too fast.

Emerging adult inspired by your childhood: I’m so glad some of us are back!

2020 reboot: yeah me too kind of

I can’t wait for Star Trek Picard

by Ahollywoodsmile November 24, 2019


Picarding

Jizzing yourself in front of a female after having little to no contact, such as a kiss, a hug, or a wink.

Man, did you see that kid Picarding himself in front of that girl? Bet he gets a lot.

by notPicarding May 20, 2011


Picard

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.

(If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.)

Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move. If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.

If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.

Today I shitted on the floor and afterwards I saw the Picard on top again.
This shit could consist of shit and a Wesley-C or only shit.

by Aeneodarb December 5, 2021