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When you mash your blue balls against a window
As my ex wife looks at me though the window I throw up my Pluto platter
The sloppy top; oral sex; blowjob
“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”
The act of defecating on a room service plate and then covering it with the silver top. Can be performed in response to poor quality food, poor service, framing a coworker you are traveling with, or just random fun. For the experienced professional traveller, intercepting a coworkers meal, stealing the food for yourself while leaving a silver platter for him/her then delivering, can provide years of fond memories.
"After my coworker stiffed me with the tab for the client dinner, I left a silver platter outside his room."
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An assortment of sexual partners
I wonder who I will choose from my fuck platter to have sex with tonight!
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The act of one sperming in ones hand and having your partner lick the sperm out of the hand; such as a Silver platter.
DJ Cream Pie: I totally served a chick my manbullet platter last night.
Dr Extenze: Gave her straight 5 star dining last night.
DJ Cream Pie: Straight up
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When one partner defecates on the other's abdomen, and then they proceed to engage in missionary style sexual intercourse.
After a Mexican dinner, the couple enjoyed a Bronx Platter for dessert.
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A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.
Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!
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