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neck platter

The sloppy top; oral sex; blowjob

“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”

by 215tiki May 10, 2019


Pluto platter

When you mash your blue balls against a window

As my ex wife looks at me though the window I throw up my Pluto platter

by ßig daddy Pluto platter July 23, 2019


silver platter

The act of defecating on a room service plate and then covering it with the silver top. Can be performed in response to poor quality food, poor service, framing a coworker you are traveling with, or just random fun. For the experienced professional traveller, intercepting a coworkers meal, stealing the food for yourself while leaving a silver platter for him/her then delivering, can provide years of fond memories.

"After my coworker stiffed me with the tab for the client dinner, I left a silver platter outside his room."

by My TV Turns September 15, 2009

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Fuck Platter

An assortment of sexual partners

I wonder who I will choose from my fuck platter to have sex with tonight!

by SwIrLieDeee April 29, 2014

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Manbullet Platter

The act of one sperming in ones hand and having your partner lick the sperm out of the hand; such as a Silver platter.

DJ Cream Pie: I totally served a chick my manbullet platter last night.
Dr Extenze: Gave her straight 5 star dining last night.
DJ Cream Pie: Straight up

by DJ Cream Pie and Dr Extenze April 16, 2011

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Bronx Platter

When one partner defecates on the other's abdomen, and then they proceed to engage in missionary style sexual intercourse.

After a Mexican dinner, the couple enjoyed a Bronx Platter for dessert.

by the Bronx Bomber November 19, 2004

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Pittsburgh Platter

A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.

Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!

by JManDC August 30, 2007

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