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Acting in a manner similar to, or as a "pledge" would. Syn: n008.
"Saying that Peyton Manning is a bad quarterback is so pledge like."
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When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.
My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.
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A promise set between a group of people sharing a common interest.
Me and my friends made a fraternity pledge, and to this day, we still haven’t broken it.
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The satanic ritual that Americans do.
"Oh, we have to say the Pledge of Allegiance in a few minutes"
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Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.
"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"
"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"
"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"
"We need more lemon pledge"
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A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.
Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray
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The act of putting down your penis as an ultimatum. Often occurs in situations of vulnerability or frustration. Sometimes includes one exclaiming that he will sacrafice his sexual organs for the cause.
"balls dude!!! i cant get this chick to go out with me!!"
-"bro, i think youre gonna have to penis pledge that ish.."
"so let it be, I will chop off my penis if she says no one more time!"
-"that is how its done young padwan.."
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