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a more sofisticated word for sexual intercourse
do you want to Danse Polka i Polhølet?
A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
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They were doing the Posturepedic polka for the 3rd time tonight.
Having sex, the horizontal mambo.
They did the Posturepedic Polka after the movie was over.
A superhero who has the ability to never wear polka-dots because they're super trashy and bad. Him and his sidekick, Stripen't peruse his nemesis, the evil and disgusting Polka-Do, and prevents him from ruining the city of Newark, New Jersey with a disgusting and gross and really ugly polka-dot pattern.
Polka-Do: Ahaha! I'm going to cover this bland city with my beautiful and amazing and handsome polka-beam laser! Ahahaha!
Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*
Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*
Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵
Stripen't: Or Stripes!
Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.