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polluted finger

The state your poor unsuspecting finger(s) may find itself in after you place it in an unwashed and soiled hairy clam for a finger party. Note it will smell suspicious and contaminated for hours/days, especially the next morning.

My hand was invited to "Club Minge" by a chav-ette to strum her bass, but had to leave because i think it was dead or dying in there, the smell was putrid, I left with a polluted finger that smelt like Hull Fish market on a hot day and a sense of shame and self dissappointment. At least it saved the old boy from a disease.

by the Nest February 14, 2007

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internet pollution

various forms of unwanted content displayed on the internet.

i.e. spam, pop-ups, porn ads

Going to that web site is almost not worth it because of all the internet pollution on it.

by Levi December 25, 2003

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Polluting The Rainforest

The term used to describe when you are taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is steaming, you fart so that the stink attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.

Eating at Taco Bell and sleeping in your girl's apartment can lead to Polluting The Rainforest the next morning.

by jfitz109 January 18, 2006

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eye pollution

Something which is asthetically challenged and is not pleasing to the eye causes eye pollution. In simple english that is ugly.

Kea: "Hey yo montenique check that girl out she nasty"
Montenique: "oh yeah that's hayliegh, she's a grenade dude"
kea: "hahahahaha.... EYE POLLUTION..Ouch!"

by KingJerry October 25, 2011


gym pollution

Anyone showing improper gym etiquette which can consist of but not limited to: People who believe that Going to the gym revolves around having a Gold's Gym photo shoot while everyone else is trying to workout. Also those individuals who love having deep conversations during their exercise regiment via in person or text. Furthermore, gym pollution can be defined as anyone being unproductive in a productive environment such as the weight room, studio, or gym.

What's with all the selfies, checking in, and texting your girlfriend you're working out? You embarrass me with your gym pollution dude. Work out, break a sweat, and taking so many breaks on your phone.

by JesusofSuburbia March 5, 2015


sonic pollution

noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)

no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!

supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!

sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!

those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!

sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2012


thread pollution

The act of posting ridiculous comments that are within the thread topic, but are so blatantly distorted to suit the opinion of the contributor only. All others in the forum can not reasonably convince the polluter that their logic is off base and they continue to post the same comments over and over in multiple threads, hoping that someone will finally agree with them and tell them they are 100% correct.

(thread #1) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky

other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?

kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.

other: Thread pollution is all you do.IBTL

admin: This one is done.

(thread #2) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?

kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.

other: Yet again, more thread pollution.

and on and on and on and on....

by Bandit76 March 25, 2006

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