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1. The unfortunate genetic offcut of a push me pull you. A Poll-u-Tant. Can be seen on the cutting room floor of the classic film Doc. Doolittle or the lesser known blue movie version rated R18.
2. A sex act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog.
3. A democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pronounced poll u'r tantalize?
1. "Wow. Look at that mess of an animal" "Oh, that's a Poll-u-tant"
2. "Fancy the pollutant this evening. It's looking a bit cloudy out there?" "Yeah, have you got the custard and sheets?" "yes" "well let's bang on!"
3. "Hello, i'm doing a poll to see how tantalizing you are. Would you take part in this survey?" "Oh, you're doing a poll-u-tant?" "yes, I am"
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noun. An enjoyable food stuff with the consistency of minced banjos. A terrine of soldiers ants. specially imported from Danish caves and eaten in Glasgow street markets.
Ock Aye. A fanceee a wee maxi pollutant fa me brekkie
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A mechanical device, usually a car engine, set up in your backyard that does nothing but emit pollution. Just so those people who don't drive can also participate in atmospheric destruction, like their neighbours.
Irate Neighbour: Hey what's that engine running for in your backyard, it's noisy and smelly, and it's giving my kids asthma!
Resident: Whoa! Cool off man! Thats just my polluter!
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When someone is or was very drunk at some time.
I was polluted last night!
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To pollute means to introduce a substance or object into an ecosystem that is unwanted by anything living there. Some people pollute by mistake or because they have no choice, others because they like pollution and want to annoy narrow-minded environmentalists.
That girl wants to pollute the river by dumping Windex in it just because she likes pollution.
That man is a wealthy industrialist whose factory pollutes the sky.
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Pollution is the combination of gas molecules and harmful molecules of degraded plastic, fossil fuels, and evaporated dinosaur urin.
Wow! What great pollution we’re having today, Dave!
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The term used when someone is under the influence of BOTH drugs AND alcohol.
Wow, that guy is so 'polluted'
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