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The douche pose is a sign of only the biggest douche bags in the history of douche bags. It is usually a photo taken of one's self with one hand pulling up one's shirt to reveal the abs beneath. The douche pose is often on one's myspace page, facebook page, etc.
Bill- Dude did u see Kyle's myspace default?
Bob- Oh yeah dude he's totally sporting the douche pose
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Something cool people do to assert dominance.
Bob was t posing to assert his dominance on Joe.
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the pose that a couple does when standing next to each other
Most likely: the boy has his arm around the girls waist and the girl is just standing there
Variations: girl resting head on boy's shoulder both staring deeply into each others eyes. Girl standing in front of boy while boy has both hands wrapped around her.
tom: I really like Mary and Ned's couple pose
karen: I like it too........ we should make up our own couple pose
tom: But were not a couple
karen:.........
The "Darcey Zoolander's" alter ego. Basically the same face, (eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion) but with a different name. This name came about because Darcey was the first to use the word incurbent and also he made the Darcey zoolander, so we decided to incorporate them both into one name.
Guy 1: Oh man, that guy just did the incurbent pose!!!
Guy 2: Whats the incurbent pose?
Guy 1: Ever heard of the darcey zoolander?
Guy 2: Yup
Guy 1: Its basically the same face as that, just with a different name.
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When you make a fist in front of your mouth in pictures. Created by Instagram celebrity Adrian Garcia.
Omar-"What the heck is that guy doing?"
Cesar-"That's the __ag3 pose! It gets all the bitches!"
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The pose overwhelmingly displayed by FOB females when taking photographs.
Consists of making a "V" with the pointer & middle fingers (looks like the "peace" hand signal, the "v for victory" signal, or the way you give people bunny ears in photos)and tilting the head to one side.
His girlfriend used to be a FOB, she's doing the FOB pose in every single one of these old pictures!
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When a hoodrat takes pics on counters pokin out her large flabby ass, pokes out her crusty lips that are covered in cheap lip gloss, pizza grease, or semen. Mugs the camera like she finna fight. Lifts her shirt too show off her blubbers of fat or ribs. She usually is twirling her short ass burnt off cherry uneven nappy at the roots hair or her blond long ass a motherfucker cheap ass $20 dollar horsehair weave... that she taped in with yellow tape.
Sydney: Hmm girl let's put these pics up on facebook so errbody can see how good we is lookin
Vicky: Right homegirl. Cause I know you def tryna hook up with Langston and you already know Joel is my boo.
5 minutes later at another home
Langston: Damn, you see these pictures Sydney put up. She think she look good but she doin them hoodrat poses.
Joel: Right and Vicky needa quit playin tryna rock that pink horsehair and then tight ass shorts
Langston: Right, I can see that bitches hair.
Joel: Holdup... is that tape??
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