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A position where the male, lays down on a slanted angle and spreads his legs; thus allowing the penis to occupy space. The female dominates on top as she takes the lead. Its almost reversed roles.
lets try the amazon position. ill be on top while you are on the bottom.
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A sex position where a women sits on top of a man with her legs up. The man secures her legs so she can't close them. The women watches her pussy getting fucked and can't do anything about it.
The Nelson position is hot as fuck. Watching a helpless girl watch herself getting fucked! So hot!
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When a lady is gambling and drinking in Las Vegas and ends up pregnant
My wife was only in Vegas a week and she's Vegas Positive.
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Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.
Judd: How was your weekend?
Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.
Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
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A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.
I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
1. It is when you do not want something good to happen but are expecting better things to happen
2. Deny a positive way of thinking to the profit of another neutral way of thinking
"Hey do you want to go with me to donate to charity next saturday?"
-"I do but there might be an important event about health & sanitation next week. I just hope it doesn't fall on a saturday or gets cancelled if it is so I can go with you! It's a negative positivity way of thinking!"
You know me; I can't complain.
"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."
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