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When you pipe a bitch down and her snatch starts making cream white gravy and you dip some fries into it as a mid-sex snack.
Isaac: Man this sex has me burnt out
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
when an event, invention, place, or person exists in reality that is so excessively stereotypically ‘Murican, but it did not originate in the United States of America. The surprised feeling you experience is The Poutine Effect.
Dave: I cannot believe that fried potatoes, covered in cheese curds and gravy DIDN’T originate in America! I’m actually a little upset!
Tim: Yeah, that’s The Poutine Effect.
When you bend a Canadian girl over and are hitting it doggy style while you eat poutine from the small of her back
I was in white horse hungry and horny so I found a beautiful Canadian chicken and poutine slammed her
A dish of fries toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.
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Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.
Call me a poutine queen if you will, but that André Boisclair is quite a dish!
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n, (prin-sess poo-teen)
An older, oblivious, French-Canadian scatter-brained female in authority (such as a manager, teacher, CEO) who has a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and is overtly overweight and disproportionate.
Comes from: princess and poutine
I come in Monday morning, tired from working all weekend, and there she is, eating her donut in the hallway. I say "Hello" and PRINCESS POUTINE has the audacity to say "Good afternoon, you look well rested." I wanted to slap her pancake ass into next week.
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When the Government of Canada does an act of pure stupidity that serves the oligarchy and rich.
Bro 1: Did you see how the feds are spending money?
Bro 2: yeah they're a Poutine Parliament