Practice what you preach

Follow your own damn advice!

When a woman's Facebook post talks about respecting yourself to leave a man who cheats....yet she is sexting another woman's man....tell this bitch to, "Practice what you preach!"

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Teach it like you preach it

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!

Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!

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Pepper Don't Preach Burger

A burger that comes with peppers!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pepper Don't Preach Burger, it comes with peppers!"

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Textbook Preaching

Textbook preaching occurs when a teacher (usually a supply/cover teacher who is relatively inexperienced) teaches pupils by relying solely on the contents of whichever textbook relates to her current lesson (e.g. a teacher covering in Chemistry reading verbatim from a chemistry textbook)
More often than not, this method does absolutely nothing to help students learn, other than reinforcing already-negative attitudes about supply teachers and forcing pupils to seek out their own means of learning.
The only exceptions include teachers assigning tasks from the textbook or simply asking students to read extracts.

Pupil 1: Can you believe that? The supply teacher isn't even bothering, is she?

Pupil 2: How so?

Pupil 1: She's reading the contents of the textbook word-for-word! Classic case of textbook preaching.

Pupil 2: True that.

Gay Preach

"Gay Preach" is a faggy ass, zesty ass song created by High Class Gay Music and co-created by GayRemix Corporation. The song was rapped on by Young Cocklph, a very gayster rapper, and was engineered by HoodGaylords and produced by Gaytoven. It is known as one of the most inspirational gay songs ever.

GAY PREACH ROCKS! god dude, ur so fucking gay. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

preached anus

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

bait and preach

the act of doing something that you proclaim as truth yet you turn around and do it yourself.
hypocrisy at its finest.

bait and switch but when accused you use the excuse "i was there to preach"
perfect example stay off facebook but i am on twitter.

pastor Johnny Mack: tbn is of the devil
guy: well weren't you on there preacher ?
john mac: uh well yeah
guy: well didnt you say stay away from them?
john mac : i went there to preach!
guy : isnt that bait and preach?