When you have something to but instead of doing it you masterbate
Jimmy should've been working on his science project but he chose to procrasterbate instead.
To put off doing things that are probably important, while masterbating.
I procrasterbate instead of doing my homework after I get home.
The act of putting something off long enough that it litterally only screws yourself.
Stop procrasterbating
Are you really gonna procraterbate?
What's with all this procrasterbation
I'm procrasterbating
This will teach you to procrasterbate
when you procrastinate by jacking off
Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation
1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"
Putting off jacking off until later.
That Bill always has his hand in his pants. Go take care of business and quit being a procrasterbator