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*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.
*"frontal-nudity python"
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life
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A group of hilarious British chaps, whom created such astounding comedic works as "Monty Python and The Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", "Monty Python's Meaning of Life", and the 45 episode Tv series called "Monty Python's Flying Circus" that first aired in On BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) in 1969 then in the U.S. five years later.
Made up of six men, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Micheal Palin, Terry Gillam, Terry Jones, and Graham Chapman (deceased). All of these men are exceedingly good actors and have brilliant comedic minds. Now all around there 60s or 70s.
Monty Python Quotes
"it's just a flesh wound"
"disapline..... naked.... with a melon?!?!"
Btw
I love ALL of them.
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somebooody that loves to sypthon the penis(PYTHON) in and around their mouth...
Ohhh shit that guy is a bit of a python-syphoner i heard
the best comedy ever to appear on the telly
monty python's flying circus was a show that ran in the 70's.
a British troupe consisting of
Graham Chapman,
John Cleese,
Terry Gilliam,
Eric Idle,
Terry Jones,
and Michael Palin
doing random skits about nothing in perticular. among the famous ones were the dead parrot, spanish inqusition, lumberjack, fish slapping, nudge nudge and spam sketches.
im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day, i cut down trees, i skip and jump, i like to press wildflowers, i put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars
this parrot wouldn't go "boom" if i put five thousand volts through it
nobody expects the spanish inqusition!
your wife, is she, is she a goer? aye aye know wha' i mean aye nudge nude say no more!
SPAM!
monty python kicks arse
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A satirical British comedy group consisting of Michael Palin, John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Terry Jones, Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam. It is full of simultaneously intelligent and infantile humour, the likes of which can send you to the floor convulsing. It has produced a television series, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' along with four movies: The Meaning of Life, The Holy Grail, And Now For Something Completely Different and my personal favourite, Life of Brian.
My LTW is to see Monty Python perform live.
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The world's greatest comedy troupe- often referred to as 'The Beatles' of comedy. The geniuses responsible for creating such stupendous works as'The Life of Brian,' 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail,' and many episodes of their television show 'Monty Python's Flying Circus.'
The members of Monty Python, dead and alive, are all quite hilarious people. And they make fantastic women too!
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When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.
Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!