Reddit

A place where gays, retards, and mentally unstable individuals congregate to share and justify their experiences with other gays and retards. The users will circlejerk on opinions that represent popular/majority view. If you are not part of the majority then prepare to be bombarded with downvotes, death threats and attempted witty remarks.

reddit user 1: Here is a video of my gay and retarded son shitting on himself and then eating it! (5494 upvotes)
reddit user 2: wow so brave!! have an upvote! (498 upvotes)
reddit user 3: so cute! my son is also gay and retarded. (300 upvotes)
reddit user 4: this is disgusting (6825 downvotes)

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Reddit

Reddit is a site where 5 to 12 year olds and adults think its illegal to have your own opinion, and while you have a good argument, some asshole is like: fUcKa YoU bItChY aSsHoLe. Also some asshole decided to not publish my definition and stole it for no fucking reason

Reddit sucks

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Reddit

A flock of virgins is a reddit.

Michael: Look it's a redditor!
Steve: God he stinks of deoderant, looks incredibly overweight too.

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Reddit

A dog-eat-dog world.

They're totally pulling a Reddit on you.

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Reddit

It was once heaven, but now it’s fucking horrible.

Reddit used to be so cool, what happened?

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Reddit

A dog-eat-dog world.

I would never go on Reddit, I'd rather keep my sanity intact.

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Redditer

A person synonymous with clown that is anti-social twat that most likely dropped out of college or in middle school

Random person: how do you get cockroaches out of my house?
Redditer: you burn down the house lmaoooooooo im going to get so many up votes because my family never accepted me!

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